OHHH NOOO!!!

Thanks to my good friend Matthew for bringing this to my attention.

Please read the following information on the link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cornwall/6268025.stm



Yes thats right Chalkie has died at the grand old age of 17!

Yes ok... alright I will do another one!!

Hello people new year and new colour! I have just noticed it's been over a month since I last updated this pile of stuff. Obviously a lot has happened since then, what with Chris-tmas and all. So I will just post some random pics and explain why next to them. Matt and Carla I have included some pics of Christmas Lunch so you can remember what it was like in the parry house hold. I did something different with the turkey this year... thats right I put it in a bucket

As you can probably guess these are some pics of New Years Eve. We all went to Louis Sarah's and put up a markee in the afternoon, unfortunatley by the evening this had decided to collapse cos of the wind, but I think these pics show a mega time was had by all!

So pep's I hope you are all ok and trust you had a great Christmas and New Year? There isn't much to write about at the moment, I am starting badminton with Andy P and may be that it will become a full time Badders club, with rules and uniforms. I'm hoping to go see Artic Monkeys in July, thats if Pat gets his finger out!!

Stuff

Well lets start with Saturday!!! Had a few friends over for a spot of ready steady le cook. All went well and me and Figsy cooked up a right storm dans le Kitchen!!! We ended up with a roast chicken, potato and sweet potato mash, roast potato's, roasted carrots, roasted baby onions. cauliflower cheese, asparagus and some reet good gravy!! I believe fun was had by all and especially these people who kindly sent photo's of post evening!!












I have just got back from going to Cannes with work for a couple of days and may I say what a pleasent experience that was!!

Very tiring, obviously very worth it (networking etc) but mega fun! I never realised how 'tropical' Cannes was. It was rammed with Palm Trees and was at least 15 degrees!

Oooohhh I also managed to get my Chris-tmas tree up. TOOOOOOOOOILET!!!!!!!!

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I like the word Wazzuk!!!

Who likes TOILETS????? Hello all i'm a bit bored so though I would just write some stuff and things on here. Errr ummm I 'm hoping to get my Chris-tmas tree tonight, a real one of course. I'm having a few friends round for dinner tomorrow and me and Andi are gonna cook it. My mates are gonna bring round one ingriedient each and we are gonna have a ready steady cook fest. I will put a few photo's up and stuff next week. Until then cretins I hope you have fun over the weekend and if you can watch pros vs joes on channel 5 US on Sunday night. It's totally awesome dude!!!! (yes it's american and has people taking on american sports legends etc etc).

Ma and Pa

Hello peps. I wanted to just quickly write a few words about my ma and pa. Over the 26 years since I was born I can think of no better parents than mine. They have always been there for me and my brother always making sure we had the best of everything. From gerbils to dogs and fish to guniea pigs (all 30 odd of em'). I just wanted to take a few mins out and thank them for all the support and courage they have given me over the last 26 years and ESPECIALLY over the last few days. I know its a bit of a cliche when people say their parents are their Hero's but nothing could be closer to the truth with mine.

Mum and Dad aka weiner and Mozza if you are reading this then thanks for everything you have done and I hope at times I have made you proud. I hope that I can grow up to be like them and if I only manage to get half way there I would be over joyed. Not being big headed but if I'm half the person they are (I know technically I am) then my friends are very lucky people. (not sure if that reads right but you know what I mean).


Mum and Dad see you soon for Chris-tmas.

Ta Ta for now!!!

Any old Lion!!!!!

Well hello all!! Lets start by saying that the Matthew Kelly story my bro has put on the comments on my last blog are a little incorrect. Instead of it being a caress it was more of a grope!!!!!! Matt (my bro) whenever I think of Piff Paff Puff the Great Suprendo himself. I can't help picturing you in that crazy Puma tracksuit. Oooooh fond memories indeed. Roll on Gary Wilmots Christmas extravganza featuring such stars as Bella Emberge as the Witch from Simon and the Witch and Trevor and Simon as Cuthbert the snooty but amazingly well accepted boy who hearts Simon and said Witch!!

Who will old Gazza Wilmot be playing I here you cry..... yes thats right........ That stupid posh little brat of a girl that the Witch wanted to eat on several occasions!! Roll on December the 16th!!!

Right I went to a 50th party last week and for some reason it turned into a bit of a gay themed night as Me, Andi and Rob (now known as Blakey-as every impression came back to that one uuuurrrrmmm plus grimis) decided on a new footy ball move and as you can see in the picture Andy was representing Right Said Fred for the evening!!! Please see photo's of said party below. Mhhhhhhhh I heart Chairs. Ohh and Matt (my bro) If your reading this, yes that right.... thats Leaden on the decks behind Rob/Blakey!!

Not really been upto much over the last week, scored a nice 20yarder at footy on Monday (here's hoping for the same again tonight) and saw Bond lastnight.... I was pleasently surprised by this film and give it 4 and a half G's out of 5!!!

ps Matthew Kelly if you are reading this, I hope that moment was as special for you as it was me!!

pps Mat (bro) let us know if you get that vid of you on You Tube and I will set up a link on here!!!

ppps - Froggy wenta courtin, he did ride uhhuuum uuuhuuumm!!! www.myspace.com/trevorandsimon

OOOOHHHHHH YEEEAHHH

Yippee I'm famous, Just got back from hols and was watching Soccer am and does this look familiar??????














RADICAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frenchie!!!

Hello to one and all.
Just got back from a week away at my ma and pa's with a couple of my mates Figgsy and Andy.
Basically whenever you go to France it just turns into one big drink fest, bearing that in mind me and Andy went on a hunt with a guy called John Paul. (he looks very similar to Ernest from films like ernest goes to camp...jail...etc etc). We set off at about 9am then at 10.30 we haden't got anything so we went by JP's and had a beer. Then we set off again and went past someone he knew and said it was a must that we have wine with him!! (10.30am on Sunday morning)!!!! This was followed by JP shooting 2 Partridges and me and Andy having to jump in the river to save Polka's (the dog) life!! We are mega hero's in Moutiers!

On the Thursday we decided to go to a place called The Indian Forest which is basically Hundreds of trees conected by Zip lines and ropes and barrells etc. We were about 50/60 foot in the air and flying around from tree to tree. I decided at one point not to bother using the breaks and to slam into a tree, causing me to have a bit of a sore leg. Hope you can appreciate the height that we were at from the photo on the left and I'm looking forward to going back to do the red run next year. (proper scary tho)!!!






This guy is called John Claude and he is a legend. He is basically a millionnaire and took me, mat, andy and my mum and dad out for lunch. And he insisted that we visit him next year and stay in one of his beach houses which is about 50 yards from the sea.








I don't know about anyone else, but I think French super markets are well funny. Espcially the names of food that you get in there. Me Andy and Matt all looked forward to getting home and eating the gash we had bought and I won't repeat what the name for shredded ham is!!!!!













Ha Ha super market super faces from my pa aka Moz Fest aka Mozza aka Moz aka chop lover and Andy aka Corperate Bike!!!!!














These 2 pictures are of the back of the house. Figgsy enjoying a spot of Boul and the sunsetting over the pool. Aaaaaaaahhhhh good times were had by all!!! Words of the Hols - CRETIN!!!!!!
and F.C Boogietel !!!!!!!!!!!

ahhh ps I completley forgot to mention the Legend Brian Jarlack!! He basically looks like Bill Oddie aka body and is constantly pissed!!
On our lastnight we had a few drinks at ours and invited a load of people including Brian, when we first met him he was pretending to headbut his wife?? Then when he arrived for drinks he was battered!! and basically told me he loves the police and is sooooo sorry he was german???!!!!! Then spent 15minutes staring into the fire, watching the flames go higher and had to be pulled away!!!! Then just before he left he decided he needed a piss so went in the garage!!
In the morning he then blamed ME for getting him drunk even tho he only had 2 glasses of wine and a whisky at ours!!! This drunkness had nothing to do with the FULL bottle of whisky he had drank before comming to see us apparentley!!!!!