Hello.... long time no speak!!!

Oh hi there guys!!!!

I haven't been on here for bloomin ages so I thought I would add some new stuff whilst I could still remember my password etc.

Well most of you guys know what I have been up to but if you don't!!..............

Well over Chris-tmas I was mega ill and lost a stone in a week, which was well er rank... especially being in A&E on Chris-tmas day!

I have a new job that I have been in for almost 3 months and I am really enjoying it and mega happy. I am on a weeks holiday this week, but aint done owt so, well whatever you toilet!!!!


Going to Carla's sisters wedding in June in Ibiza, then Rob and Grace's in September in Sorrento. Got Robs stag do before obviously and going to see my ma and pa in France in May so thats well mega!!!!

Well I don't actually think anyopne reads this anymore, well I hope figgsy is still tuning in to see if owts changed! Please do leave messages that way I know that there is a point to this.

Ohhh got a northern party to look forward to in April and going to my bro's gig and the corteeners gig in April as well.

Mega like/love you guys, see ya!!!!

Sir France-a-lot but don't blame him for le boogie. ps 60 out of 80 for ambience!!!

Hello once again from count Parry.

As usual I haven't written on here for a few weeks. A lot has happened so there are gonna be a few blogs rolled into one!!!!!

Basically I can't write about all the stuff that has happened since the last post as I can't remember but pictures say a thousand (treasure Island dip - Dom you crack me up) words..

First off me, Andy, Rachel, Leslie and Norm went to France to stay with my parents for a long weekend which I must say proved to be a lot of fun. The name game made it's usual appearance and as usual provided us with the laughs of the weekend. Heads hit tables and high pitched squeals/laughs echo'd around the Vendee. Yes thats right Rachel got drunk!!!! Ahuuuuuuuurr huuuuuur huuuuuuurr.

Matt and Carla finally came home so we had a big Northern Party for them in a school hall type thing in Old Farm Park and anyone who was anyone showed their face, including a mega surprise visit from my Ma and Pa.

I had a party t'other week as well with a bbq on the balcony, which proved to be a lot of fun as when we had finished cooking all the meat the bbq decided to get hot, 2 hours after it was started!!!

But I have lost the pictures so here are some classic pictures from the past!!

It backfired at the Disco!!!

Hmmm what a strange day yesterday turned out to be. Firstly it was review day at work and at about 9.30 I recieved a call on my direct number at work asking for me. Then this guy went on to say that he wanted me to come in for an interview for an international mapping company!!!! I told him I wasn't interested to which he kept replying "It's in London, you haven't heard the package yet"!!!

Then I got an email from a client saying that they had merged with another company and gave me his new address details. When I started typing them in I realised that the address was Lever St in Little Lever. For those of you who know me I was born and bred in Little Lever and that place is tiny!!

Then whilst talking to a client he happened to mention he was going on holiday next week so I asked him where and he replied "I'm going to France". I mentioned that I also am going to France at the end of the week and asked him where abouts. He said that he was going to the Vendee with his family - which is the same place I am going!!

Bloomin crazy!!!!

Well me Matt and Andy went to see the wombats last night at Soundhaus in Northampton. They were to quote Matt and his radio interview at the end "Very Lively" and I decided to tell said reporter, " they have been around for a while now and I think it's just about their time"!!!

A good night was had by all. One thing we did notice is that the male youth of today are getting freakishly tall and the Female youth seems to be getting noticably small.

Ps Pattison ate my Disco's!!!

Groin Grabbing, Breast Baring Fun.

Well what can I say, a night out in MK for the first time in a long time was enjoyed last Saturday. Andy and Marks childhood sweet heart I mean friend Sim was down from Birmingham for the eve and we started the entertainment off with drinks at MK's number one night spot 1st Base, with buckets of Corona and Liverpool vs Aston Villa. A rad goal from Gerrard finished off the match nicely for Sim and Moon Under the Water beckoned. So after seeing a man with green hair and some er lets say less desirable women we decided Lloyd's was where it was at, as we hope that it described itself truly i.e. Lloyd's No 1 Bar. Well what can I say after a few drinks in there where we met Jolly and I had my Groin grabbed by a strange woman we decided that after all this wasn't the number 1 spot in town so headed over to every ones fave... REVO'S!!!! This was where the night became blurry and mega fun. As we stood drinking someone in the gang was responsible for slowly dancing harder and harder until we were all dancing full on for HOURS!! The fun thing is that I don't dance yet when we started everyone in the place seemed to join in. Then for some reason I'm not sure if you can call her a 'Lady' but a lady decided to bare her breasts at me and the night became a blur. I woke up with my infamous purple face at 8.30 and then played Badminton. I think I maybe reverting back to 18 as I seem to be able to get drunk forget stuff and get up early with no problems!!!

Mark and Sim not seen you guys for ages and had a really goodnight, we will have to do the Brum or London thing soon. Oh and Andy you were alright. Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!


Hope everyone is good and m perkino leave a comment you cretin.


Bye.

Not so Arctic Monkeys!! i.e the weather was warm.

CHRIS HEEEEEEEEEELLO!!


Hi guys, just been to Manchester to visit my family with Della this weekend as my cousin Cath and her Hubby to be Chris kindly wangled me 2 tickets to see the Arctic Monkeys at Old Trafford on Saturday. We went out drinking during the day on Saturday round a few bars in Manchester, which I really love doing as unlike MK they have some really nice independant pubs and bars rather than the usual crap like lloyds, Hogs Head etc. We ended up at Dukes 92 where me and Chris started taking the piss out of this bloke for wearing a cream jacket and his mate who was wearing a Panama hat. Only for him to turn around and be Neil Morrisey, he still looked stupid!!!

Next we went off to The gig quite drunk and ready for a good night. Unfortunately the que for drinks was at least 1 hour long so we started to sober up a bit. However my cousins friend Lynne had sneaked in a bottle of Vodka so cue the strongest Voda and Coke I have had in a long time was consummed very rapidly.

The gig was good they had a few tech probs i.e. the whole power going off but they rallied the crowd and pep's seemed to enjoy it. The only thing I didn't understand was why they had three cocks on the side of the stage???

The next day was spent with my cousin and Auntie and Uncle, you may remember them from such blogs as Jeans 60th Birthday etc etc. My Auntie Linda and Uncle Steve made sure I ate well and looked after me fantastically as usual and I can't wait for them to come up for Matt and Carla's P.A.R.T.Y!!!! Thanks to Linda I now own a pepper plant so should be self sufficent with veg in ohhh say a few weeks. As I now have Lettuce, Basil, Chillis, Mint, Chives, Thyme, Marjoram amongst others growing in my apartment - yeah thats right and I don't even have a bloomin garden. No I don't mean my garden is in a state and the flowers are not blooming but I don't actually have a garden.

Speak to y'all soon and stuff, bye!!!

K.O.L and We Smell!!!

Hey peps, had a wicked Friday eve as me and Andy went to Londinium and met up with Ben, Roz, Dom aka DipDom, Pat and Bethan. We all went to Hammersmith Apollo to see Kings of Leon. This was the 3rd time I have seen them and I have to say the first time was the best but they were still friggin ace!! Basically the whole place turned into a massive sweet box apart from some randon people stood in front of us wearing full suits and ties who were annoyed at people who were jumping up and down. Well if you don't want that to happen at a K.O.L gig or any gig come to think of it don't stand right in the middle ten rows from the front in the stalls!! Gimps!!!

Then came Saturday, had a few people round for drinks, which got a bit messy and a new cocktail was produced by me and Pete.... come black.

Hope you all had a rad weekend and speak to you all soon, unless I have never met you etc or I just don't like you!!

Football and Follies

Well peps what can I say...... Its been a long time since I really wrote on here. In the past few months I have shaved my head, won a gold medal for shooting and completed the marathon in under 3 and a half hours!!!



Well almost. As usual I have decided to write a bit on here as not been on for a while, the car is still going well and my new TV is starting to fit in with my lounge (looked abit out of place).



Went out on Friday night for a lads night out, basically this consisted of fighting all the way up to Lloyds, Jon Green getting 'locked' in the toilet cubical and Rob having to kick the door in as well as face biting and people falling asleep in Campbell park till 6am.



Went to a BBQ house warming in Winslow on Saturday where me and Peter aka Lucozade, aka Barry Manilow aka Chris Griffin (from Family Guy) basically 'cooked all the food' on an industrial size BBQ for about 3 hours whilst it pissed it down the whole time. But I got my reward as I got to go and play on the bouncy castle which was undercover and resembled a ladies bits where the door was.



Sunday did my usual of Badminton, which me Andi and Rachel all agreed was the best games we have played in the 4 months we have been playing. Then in the evening we went swimming in Newport, which was very enjoyable as there were many 'Ugly Swimmers' about.



My Ma and Pa are comming back this week, which has already proved eventful after I scored one of my most spectacular goals lastnight. basically the picture below shows how I managed to lob a 6ft3" man with his arms at full stretch in a 5-a-side goal from just outside the area. Mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh MEGA!!



I will try and start posting again, but not really sure if anyone is reading.



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Car stuff.

Well guys not much to report really, I have been asked to post a pic of my car so my bro who is in Copacabana can see what it looks like. so here it is....



Going on a public House crawl tomoro so I am sure I will have a few pics and stories for you.





ta ta.

Eggs and Gammon??? Who's got a poor Rhiannon???

Hello all!!! Last night for Andy's bday present me him and Matt went to see John Shuttleworth.
If you do not know of this man I strongly suggest you look him up, he has been around in this guise for around ten years and is well worth a look.

The set was all about food, so at the interval he asked everyone to fill out secret reciepe forms and he may read them out.

Well some of you out there who know me or perhaps have read this blog from the start (there was a blog about the bake off) no that i have a very special secret desert reciepe up my sleeve.......... yes thats right, the world famous DOUBLE BAKED, SWEATY DUCK EGG SURPRISE!!!

Imagine our delight as he arrived on stage with a wad of reciepes and the first one of only three to be read out was....... "where's Chris Parry"??

Ingredients

15xDuckEggs
100 oz Flour
100 oz Chocolate

Method

mix it all up
whack it in the oven and bake,
remove from oven and let it sweat,
then put back in oven
and display!!

to which he replied "you can't put it back in the oven!!! it's already sweated"!!!

He rounded off the evening with the perfect array of songs including "yes sir your right, it is

about food"!! Eggs and Gammon plus Pigeons in flight.... i wanna see you tonight pidge..pidge..pidge..pidge

Very Quick

Right well went out in Stony on Friday and this happened!!!!

Yes thats right rob went pant ripping again!!!

I am looking at getting a new car so thought I would right a tune aka ode to my car as it has always been there for me!!! Its called.......

Tangerine Dream.

“Ohhh tangerine dream, I would have never bought you if you were cream”

“You light up the way, your orange paint really brightens up my day”!

“Your paints sooo shocking and bright, you gave that old lady a fright.”

“Tangerineeeee ohhhh tangerineeee, I really love that you don’t have gangrene (aka rust)”!!!!