Any old Lion!!!!!

Well hello all!! Lets start by saying that the Matthew Kelly story my bro has put on the comments on my last blog are a little incorrect. Instead of it being a caress it was more of a grope!!!!!! Matt (my bro) whenever I think of Piff Paff Puff the Great Suprendo himself. I can't help picturing you in that crazy Puma tracksuit. Oooooh fond memories indeed. Roll on Gary Wilmots Christmas extravganza featuring such stars as Bella Emberge as the Witch from Simon and the Witch and Trevor and Simon as Cuthbert the snooty but amazingly well accepted boy who hearts Simon and said Witch!!

Who will old Gazza Wilmot be playing I here you cry..... yes thats right........ That stupid posh little brat of a girl that the Witch wanted to eat on several occasions!! Roll on December the 16th!!!

Right I went to a 50th party last week and for some reason it turned into a bit of a gay themed night as Me, Andi and Rob (now known as Blakey-as every impression came back to that one uuuurrrrmmm plus grimis) decided on a new footy ball move and as you can see in the picture Andy was representing Right Said Fred for the evening!!! Please see photo's of said party below. Mhhhhhhhh I heart Chairs. Ohh and Matt (my bro) If your reading this, yes that right.... thats Leaden on the decks behind Rob/Blakey!!

Not really been upto much over the last week, scored a nice 20yarder at footy on Monday (here's hoping for the same again tonight) and saw Bond lastnight.... I was pleasently surprised by this film and give it 4 and a half G's out of 5!!!

ps Matthew Kelly if you are reading this, I hope that moment was as special for you as it was me!!

pps Mat (bro) let us know if you get that vid of you on You Tube and I will set up a link on here!!!

ppps - Froggy wenta courtin, he did ride uhhuuum uuuhuuumm!!! www.myspace.com/trevorandsimon

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Yippee I'm famous, Just got back from hols and was watching Soccer am and does this look familiar??????














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Frenchie!!!

Hello to one and all.
Just got back from a week away at my ma and pa's with a couple of my mates Figgsy and Andy.
Basically whenever you go to France it just turns into one big drink fest, bearing that in mind me and Andy went on a hunt with a guy called John Paul. (he looks very similar to Ernest from films like ernest goes to camp...jail...etc etc). We set off at about 9am then at 10.30 we haden't got anything so we went by JP's and had a beer. Then we set off again and went past someone he knew and said it was a must that we have wine with him!! (10.30am on Sunday morning)!!!! This was followed by JP shooting 2 Partridges and me and Andy having to jump in the river to save Polka's (the dog) life!! We are mega hero's in Moutiers!

On the Thursday we decided to go to a place called The Indian Forest which is basically Hundreds of trees conected by Zip lines and ropes and barrells etc. We were about 50/60 foot in the air and flying around from tree to tree. I decided at one point not to bother using the breaks and to slam into a tree, causing me to have a bit of a sore leg. Hope you can appreciate the height that we were at from the photo on the left and I'm looking forward to going back to do the red run next year. (proper scary tho)!!!






This guy is called John Claude and he is a legend. He is basically a millionnaire and took me, mat, andy and my mum and dad out for lunch. And he insisted that we visit him next year and stay in one of his beach houses which is about 50 yards from the sea.








I don't know about anyone else, but I think French super markets are well funny. Espcially the names of food that you get in there. Me Andy and Matt all looked forward to getting home and eating the gash we had bought and I won't repeat what the name for shredded ham is!!!!!













Ha Ha super market super faces from my pa aka Moz Fest aka Mozza aka Moz aka chop lover and Andy aka Corperate Bike!!!!!














These 2 pictures are of the back of the house. Figgsy enjoying a spot of Boul and the sunsetting over the pool. Aaaaaaaahhhhh good times were had by all!!! Words of the Hols - CRETIN!!!!!!
and F.C Boogietel !!!!!!!!!!!

ahhh ps I completley forgot to mention the Legend Brian Jarlack!! He basically looks like Bill Oddie aka body and is constantly pissed!!
On our lastnight we had a few drinks at ours and invited a load of people including Brian, when we first met him he was pretending to headbut his wife?? Then when he arrived for drinks he was battered!! and basically told me he loves the police and is sooooo sorry he was german???!!!!! Then spent 15minutes staring into the fire, watching the flames go higher and had to be pulled away!!!! Then just before he left he decided he needed a piss so went in the garage!!
In the morning he then blamed ME for getting him drunk even tho he only had 2 glasses of wine and a whisky at ours!!! This drunkness had nothing to do with the FULL bottle of whisky he had drank before comming to see us apparentley!!!!!