Stuff

Well lets start with Saturday!!! Had a few friends over for a spot of ready steady le cook. All went well and me and Figsy cooked up a right storm dans le Kitchen!!! We ended up with a roast chicken, potato and sweet potato mash, roast potato's, roasted carrots, roasted baby onions. cauliflower cheese, asparagus and some reet good gravy!! I believe fun was had by all and especially these people who kindly sent photo's of post evening!!












I have just got back from going to Cannes with work for a couple of days and may I say what a pleasent experience that was!!

Very tiring, obviously very worth it (networking etc) but mega fun! I never realised how 'tropical' Cannes was. It was rammed with Palm Trees and was at least 15 degrees!

Oooohhh I also managed to get my Chris-tmas tree up. TOOOOOOOOOILET!!!!!!!!

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I like the word Wazzuk!!!

Who likes TOILETS????? Hello all i'm a bit bored so though I would just write some stuff and things on here. Errr ummm I 'm hoping to get my Chris-tmas tree tonight, a real one of course. I'm having a few friends round for dinner tomorrow and me and Andi are gonna cook it. My mates are gonna bring round one ingriedient each and we are gonna have a ready steady cook fest. I will put a few photo's up and stuff next week. Until then cretins I hope you have fun over the weekend and if you can watch pros vs joes on channel 5 US on Sunday night. It's totally awesome dude!!!! (yes it's american and has people taking on american sports legends etc etc).

Ma and Pa

Hello peps. I wanted to just quickly write a few words about my ma and pa. Over the 26 years since I was born I can think of no better parents than mine. They have always been there for me and my brother always making sure we had the best of everything. From gerbils to dogs and fish to guniea pigs (all 30 odd of em'). I just wanted to take a few mins out and thank them for all the support and courage they have given me over the last 26 years and ESPECIALLY over the last few days. I know its a bit of a cliche when people say their parents are their Hero's but nothing could be closer to the truth with mine.

Mum and Dad aka weiner and Mozza if you are reading this then thanks for everything you have done and I hope at times I have made you proud. I hope that I can grow up to be like them and if I only manage to get half way there I would be over joyed. Not being big headed but if I'm half the person they are (I know technically I am) then my friends are very lucky people. (not sure if that reads right but you know what I mean).


Mum and Dad see you soon for Chris-tmas.

Ta Ta for now!!!

Any old Lion!!!!!

Well hello all!! Lets start by saying that the Matthew Kelly story my bro has put on the comments on my last blog are a little incorrect. Instead of it being a caress it was more of a grope!!!!!! Matt (my bro) whenever I think of Piff Paff Puff the Great Suprendo himself. I can't help picturing you in that crazy Puma tracksuit. Oooooh fond memories indeed. Roll on Gary Wilmots Christmas extravganza featuring such stars as Bella Emberge as the Witch from Simon and the Witch and Trevor and Simon as Cuthbert the snooty but amazingly well accepted boy who hearts Simon and said Witch!!

Who will old Gazza Wilmot be playing I here you cry..... yes thats right........ That stupid posh little brat of a girl that the Witch wanted to eat on several occasions!! Roll on December the 16th!!!

Right I went to a 50th party last week and for some reason it turned into a bit of a gay themed night as Me, Andi and Rob (now known as Blakey-as every impression came back to that one uuuurrrrmmm plus grimis) decided on a new footy ball move and as you can see in the picture Andy was representing Right Said Fred for the evening!!! Please see photo's of said party below. Mhhhhhhhh I heart Chairs. Ohh and Matt (my bro) If your reading this, yes that right.... thats Leaden on the decks behind Rob/Blakey!!

Not really been upto much over the last week, scored a nice 20yarder at footy on Monday (here's hoping for the same again tonight) and saw Bond lastnight.... I was pleasently surprised by this film and give it 4 and a half G's out of 5!!!

ps Matthew Kelly if you are reading this, I hope that moment was as special for you as it was me!!

pps Mat (bro) let us know if you get that vid of you on You Tube and I will set up a link on here!!!

ppps - Froggy wenta courtin, he did ride uhhuuum uuuhuuumm!!! www.myspace.com/trevorandsimon

OOOOHHHHHH YEEEAHHH

Yippee I'm famous, Just got back from hols and was watching Soccer am and does this look familiar??????














RADICAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frenchie!!!

Hello to one and all.
Just got back from a week away at my ma and pa's with a couple of my mates Figgsy and Andy.
Basically whenever you go to France it just turns into one big drink fest, bearing that in mind me and Andy went on a hunt with a guy called John Paul. (he looks very similar to Ernest from films like ernest goes to camp...jail...etc etc). We set off at about 9am then at 10.30 we haden't got anything so we went by JP's and had a beer. Then we set off again and went past someone he knew and said it was a must that we have wine with him!! (10.30am on Sunday morning)!!!! This was followed by JP shooting 2 Partridges and me and Andy having to jump in the river to save Polka's (the dog) life!! We are mega hero's in Moutiers!

On the Thursday we decided to go to a place called The Indian Forest which is basically Hundreds of trees conected by Zip lines and ropes and barrells etc. We were about 50/60 foot in the air and flying around from tree to tree. I decided at one point not to bother using the breaks and to slam into a tree, causing me to have a bit of a sore leg. Hope you can appreciate the height that we were at from the photo on the left and I'm looking forward to going back to do the red run next year. (proper scary tho)!!!






This guy is called John Claude and he is a legend. He is basically a millionnaire and took me, mat, andy and my mum and dad out for lunch. And he insisted that we visit him next year and stay in one of his beach houses which is about 50 yards from the sea.








I don't know about anyone else, but I think French super markets are well funny. Espcially the names of food that you get in there. Me Andy and Matt all looked forward to getting home and eating the gash we had bought and I won't repeat what the name for shredded ham is!!!!!













Ha Ha super market super faces from my pa aka Moz Fest aka Mozza aka Moz aka chop lover and Andy aka Corperate Bike!!!!!














These 2 pictures are of the back of the house. Figgsy enjoying a spot of Boul and the sunsetting over the pool. Aaaaaaaahhhhh good times were had by all!!! Words of the Hols - CRETIN!!!!!!
and F.C Boogietel !!!!!!!!!!!

ahhh ps I completley forgot to mention the Legend Brian Jarlack!! He basically looks like Bill Oddie aka body and is constantly pissed!!
On our lastnight we had a few drinks at ours and invited a load of people including Brian, when we first met him he was pretending to headbut his wife?? Then when he arrived for drinks he was battered!! and basically told me he loves the police and is sooooo sorry he was german???!!!!! Then spent 15minutes staring into the fire, watching the flames go higher and had to be pulled away!!!! Then just before he left he decided he needed a piss so went in the garage!!
In the morning he then blamed ME for getting him drunk even tho he only had 2 glasses of wine and a whisky at ours!!! This drunkness had nothing to do with the FULL bottle of whisky he had drank before comming to see us apparentley!!!!!

Anyone fancy a game of...........

Just made a new game up.................. Corporate sleep off!!!!!!!!

This is how to play!!


You get someone who sits facing or near you at work and you both shut your eyes and then pretend to be asleep, the first one to make a noise (other than snoring etc) and opens their eyes loses. Obviously if you get caught at work you will get done for sleeping on the job so there is an added risk ellement!!!!!

Hallows eve

Happy Halloween people.

I have written a song that I'm going to release into the popular charts next halloween and thought I would just give you guys a quick taster!!

Its sung to the music of Christmas Time by Cliff Richards!

Halloween time bats and red wine, ghouls punching Christian time,
Bats from the fire, eggs on the face,
Time for ghosts to eat the human race.

scary!!!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo just for hallows-eve, here is a spooky pint I had at t'pub t'other day!!!!!!














And here's my scared reaction!!!!!

Weekends and sleep-ends!!

Evening to you all. After worked on Friday I rushed home got changed and stuff and managed to get to Matts by 6.45. And off we set bound for London. We went to visit Dan and Lynsey (earlier blog) as it was Lynsey's birthday earlier in the week. They have this cool pub just about 30 seconds from their place and they had hired out a room upstairs. Had mega loads of fun, much laughter was heard along with the now ritual TOILET!!! thrown in. At about 1am my tiredness and lack of dinner kicked in so I decieded to crash in my car (not literally) and after my 30min power nap met up with the guys back ay Dan and Lynsey's. Please see first pic, this guy cracked me up, later in the night/morning we heard a massive crash and a door slamming. When we looked around he had fallen over outside and smacked into the door...... however this pic was taken after the incident so no fall was gonna stop him! At 5.30-6ish I decieded I had had enough and thought it would be a good idea to go to my car and have another sleep. (people were still dancing and stuff at Dan's so had no where else to go really) ps please note, you CANNOT sleep in the back of a 206...its far to small and full of football stuff. So after some 'sleep' I woke up at 8.30 and just wanted my bed, so off I trecked back to MK and the comforts of home. Saturday day was pretty boring, the usual haircut,shopping soccer am etc etc. I'm not sure how but I did make it out again on Saturday night with my mates Della aka Ross aka Della-Mitri (young knives gig) and Sarah aka Louis Sarah and her friend from uni Denise. See photo's!! Not much to report on that one but a goodnight was had by all. Ohh apart from Della chanting 'stuff and things' none of them I can publish!!!!
Sunday went to Jim and Kelly's with Sarah and Denise to see Ronnie. I do believe Ronnie has the skills to pay the bills as was demonstrated with his football abilities. (Sarah stop making him scream like a girl tho, he will get called names soon).
ps what happens next........Blackburn are losing to Bolton 1 nil. Blackburn get TWO penalties with 2mins to go????




Yep thats right we miss them both and lose 1nil?!?!?!?!?!?!

JJ72

Guys thanks for the info, I am starting to Heart wikipedia.......

The band was formed in the late 1990s by lead singer Mark Greaney and drummer Fergal Matthews. The two recruited Hilary Woods as bassist to complete the trio, playing gigs in Ireland while still studying for their Leaving Cert exams.
The band released their first album, the self-titled JJ72 in autumn 2000. A great critical and commercial success alike, the album has sold in excess of 500,000 copies in their native Ireland and in the United Kingdom. The album spawned the singles "Snow", "October Swimmer", "Long Way South", "Oxygen" and "Algeria", and saw the band perform promotional tours in Europe, the US and Japan.
The band's second album I To Sky followed in October 2002. Although this release was panned by critics, it reached the top 5 of the Irish album charts and the top 20 of the British charts, and contained the singles "Formulae" and "Always and Forever".
In March 2003 bassist Hilary Woods left the band "to pursue other interests". Greaney and Matthews recruited Canadian-born bassist Sarah Fox as her replacement. After a two-year silence, the band embarked on their first tour with Sarah Fox in May 2005 and released the download and 7" only single "She's Gone". A second single, "Coming Home" followed in August 2005, peaking at number 52 in the UK charts. The band played at the 2005 Download Festival in Donington Park, however this was poorly received and the band left the stage during their set. A small venue tour followed in September 2005, with Greaney expressing from the stage his frustrations regarding the release of the third album. The band's third album was said to be complete, with the title rumored to be On or Heaven City Falls, but no release date was set, pending an ongoing dispute with current record labels Lakota Records and Columbia Records/Sony. Songs rumored to be included on the new album included "Take From Me", "Rainfalls", "Underground", "Maria", "Everything", "Heat", "Radio" and "Some Day". On June 22, 2006, JJ72 issued a press release announcing they are to split up after 11 years together. They cited their struggle with their record label as their main reason for the split. Mark Greaney has already revealed he is in the studio working on a new project at the moment, while the futures of Fergal Matthews and Sarah Fox are as yet unclear.[1]
This press release read:
Reader, we are to let thee know,JJ72's body only lies below;For could the grave JJ's soul comprise,Earth would be richer than the skies.JJ72 was born during an Easter many seasons ago; today it dies on the cusp of midsummer eleven years later. Mark Greaney, Fergal Matthews & Sarah Fox wish to express their deepest and darkest gratitude to all of those with impeccable taste who helped and supported the band. We remember everything, from mechanical birds in Japan to angels in arid Arizona, from broken bones and Berlin birthdays to predatory Portsmouth spiders. For those who disliked and perhaps despised (gasp) JJ72, thank you - how did beautiful photographs exist without a negative?! We crafted two monuments of magnificence for the future aural pleasure and pain of all would be JJ believers and doubters....and for those who care not for the passing of the petulant yet powerful pup....shame on you! Thank you to Hilary Woods for being a dazzling damsel and thank you to all who played music in/with the band. You know who you are.

Just in case anyone was bothered....prob not, but I do like the negative photo phrase. Have a wicked weekend y'all!!! Im off to London tonight then out in fair MK City on Saturday so should hopefully have some skill pics for you next week.

Booolton

Hey, went to bolton for my Aunties 60th on friday night. Went out for a meal with ma, pa auntie Linda and Steve on friday. Went to the Adidas shop on sat morning and finally found a wicked pair of goalie gloves and astro boots!! At last I am whole again! (mega thanks to my cousin cath for taking us, also for the hospitality) Had a well funny Sat night at the party where basically me and Chris (caths hubby to be) proped up the bar and drank a little too much. Even if Auntie Linda did try and posion me cath and chris by giving us dodgy meat and potato pies!!!! ( I bet while you are reading this you want a meat and potato pie now). Linda does love her ice tho!!!!




















At the end of the evening I decided to see how many baloons it took to lift a pint, then changed it to a wine glass, as was never gonna happen. see pic.


ps does anyone know what the hell happened to JJ72????

New One

Alright TOILETS!!!! I had a comment from someone saying I didn't update this enough. Soz but have been a bit busy recentley. I have decided to go footy mad and now play 5times a week. Heres the schedule.

Monday 8.30-9, 9-10
Tuesday 6-7 (failing this A bike ride)
Wednesday 7-8 (coaching) 8.15-9.15
Thursday 8.45-10ish

Bit knackering!! Im having loads of problems finding some keeper gloves, so if anyone reading this knows where to get a cheap pair of Adidas E5S Finger saves from, then please let me know!!! The pic on the left is another Mega Bike Riding pic.

Right, went to see The Young Knives on Wednesday with Ross aka Della. They were proper wicked! At the begining I went to the TOILET only to find the guitarist being cornered by this guy in his 50's wearing a suede cowboy hat, telling him "you must come back to my house". Ha ha he looked well nervous!!!! I got proper battered and felt rank at work in the morning. When I got up in the I found I had basically wrecked my house!




















Watched the England game lastnight....good god we we are shit!! Loving the completley pointless change of tactics, good old Veners and the christmas tree will be next!!!!

Going to my aunties 60th on Saturday up north with my parents (they are back today) and all my family. My family are well good and im proper looking forward to seeing them again, as we always end up getting well drunk and having a laugh.
I will take a few photo's and post them on here sometime next week.
In the mean time please keep the comments comming so I know if anyone is actually enjoying reading it! Mega ta!!!

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MMMMHHHHH Weekends!!!

Well another has passed and im a bit more tired than when it began. Firstly I went out with a few friends on Friday and had a good laugh, so was mega enjoying it, (even if my stupid migraines have been getting the better of me recently)!!!!! Right Saturday morning. Got up at 8 and went for a bike ride round willen lake (first picture) I have done this for a few weekends on the trot at the moment, as I really am starting to heart MK and all the different things it has to offer. Got back and went to watch the under tens team I help coach play footy at 9.30. (unfortunately they were losing 6nil when I had to leave, but they were enjoying themselves).
Then went to get my hair cut and got picked up at 12 to go to the pub to watch the Liverpool game. I don't support them but my bro does and as he's away at the moment thought I would cheer them on, plus they were playing spurs who I have taken a disliking to. So it was a win win situ for all. Whilst watching the game I noticed we were joined by a Liverpool player (2nd pic) Ha Ha its Dirk Kuyt!!!!! Then my most unreliable mate Pat told me he would pick me up shortly after 6.30 and we would go out in MK for the eve.......... Well he picked me up at 8.30!!!! I was feeling moody as my stupid eustachian prob was making my ears and head hurt and couldn't really be bothered. Hence me giving up at 11.30 and walking home!!! (not the shortest of walks)!!
Sunday came and I took my mate Jim to my old work to get his phone changed in Stevenage. Got there to find that they had sold it!!!!! God Damn!!! So went back to his to watch the footy and have fun watching his baby Ronnie become a Milk Face!!! Kelly looked after me as usual and provided me with a scrumpteous mega dinner!!!
Hope my week picks up, either way I will probably bore you by writing about it on here. Laters you TOILETS!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh man I forgot to say that on Wednesday last week a few off us went to see Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly at the Soundhaus in Northampton!!!! Proper amazing!!! Well sweaty but proper good. If your not familiar to him, its basically him a guy on drums and a bloke that plays the trumpet....oh and not forgeting his laptop for backing, I like to think he has named it Sally. He played some wicked songs like call me Ishmael and I Spy, not to mention a well funny but mega cover of Abra Kadabra!!!
Going to see the Young Knives next month in the same place and expecting more fun!! www.getcapewearcapefly.com

So another weekend over!!

Have just got back from a night in London. Me, Figsy and andy went to see our good friends Dan and Lynsey who live near Camden. Had a mega skill time, got there about 1.30pm after an eventful car journey with me driving from MK. Basically we decided that any sexual inuendoe made over the weekend would result in someone else having heard it shouting......WHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! This was after 5mins banned inside the car as I was even managing to annoy myself. Then we practacised Pattisons famous loud clap!! Then got caught in a jam and I proceeded to get out of the car as someone told me we were there. Upon arriving at Dan's we had a mega lunch prepared by Lynsey then proceeded to drink and watch a pretty uneventful Watford match (soz matt)!!!.

Then decided to go out and basically get completely Mrs Mangled!!!! I couldn't see at one point. Met up with Mark andy's bro and went to a couple of pubs!!

Woke up at bout 10.30 this morning to see Andy eating someones left over kebab!! Andy when will you learn!?!?!? Decided to head off back to MK at bout 12 and found that we probably took the longest route out of London anyone has ever done. But much fun was had by all.

Got a pretty un-eventful week ahead this week. Got my usual few hours of footy tomorrow and again on Thursday and thats about it, gonna see what happens and will probably write down on here what I get up to.

For those of you reading this who don't know me im Chris Parry aka Junior P, little Parry or if Pattison is about Coal Face (on account of me being Northern)!!!! Basically im setting this blog up as everyone else seems to be doing it at the moment. So all im gonna do is add little bits about my life, my mates and the fun stuff I get upto....oh and definitley the gigs I go to as well.

I heart Gigs!!!

Im 26 at the moment, i live and work in Milton Keynes, Finally. (those of you who know me know its been a while since I worked in my home town)
I was born in Bolton and lived there till I was about 14 years old. My Mum and Dad live in France and my Bro and his G-Unit have gone travelling for 10months. (Im not sure if by doing this my family are trying to tell me something)?????