It backfired at the Disco!!!

Hmmm what a strange day yesterday turned out to be. Firstly it was review day at work and at about 9.30 I recieved a call on my direct number at work asking for me. Then this guy went on to say that he wanted me to come in for an interview for an international mapping company!!!! I told him I wasn't interested to which he kept replying "It's in London, you haven't heard the package yet"!!!

Then I got an email from a client saying that they had merged with another company and gave me his new address details. When I started typing them in I realised that the address was Lever St in Little Lever. For those of you who know me I was born and bred in Little Lever and that place is tiny!!

Then whilst talking to a client he happened to mention he was going on holiday next week so I asked him where and he replied "I'm going to France". I mentioned that I also am going to France at the end of the week and asked him where abouts. He said that he was going to the Vendee with his family - which is the same place I am going!!

Bloomin crazy!!!!

Well me Matt and Andy went to see the wombats last night at Soundhaus in Northampton. They were to quote Matt and his radio interview at the end "Very Lively" and I decided to tell said reporter, " they have been around for a while now and I think it's just about their time"!!!

A good night was had by all. One thing we did notice is that the male youth of today are getting freakishly tall and the Female youth seems to be getting noticably small.

Ps Pattison ate my Disco's!!!

Groin Grabbing, Breast Baring Fun.

Well what can I say, a night out in MK for the first time in a long time was enjoyed last Saturday. Andy and Marks childhood sweet heart I mean friend Sim was down from Birmingham for the eve and we started the entertainment off with drinks at MK's number one night spot 1st Base, with buckets of Corona and Liverpool vs Aston Villa. A rad goal from Gerrard finished off the match nicely for Sim and Moon Under the Water beckoned. So after seeing a man with green hair and some er lets say less desirable women we decided Lloyd's was where it was at, as we hope that it described itself truly i.e. Lloyd's No 1 Bar. Well what can I say after a few drinks in there where we met Jolly and I had my Groin grabbed by a strange woman we decided that after all this wasn't the number 1 spot in town so headed over to every ones fave... REVO'S!!!! This was where the night became blurry and mega fun. As we stood drinking someone in the gang was responsible for slowly dancing harder and harder until we were all dancing full on for HOURS!! The fun thing is that I don't dance yet when we started everyone in the place seemed to join in. Then for some reason I'm not sure if you can call her a 'Lady' but a lady decided to bare her breasts at me and the night became a blur. I woke up with my infamous purple face at 8.30 and then played Badminton. I think I maybe reverting back to 18 as I seem to be able to get drunk forget stuff and get up early with no problems!!!

Mark and Sim not seen you guys for ages and had a really goodnight, we will have to do the Brum or London thing soon. Oh and Andy you were alright. Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!


Hope everyone is good and m perkino leave a comment you cretin.


Bye.

Not so Arctic Monkeys!! i.e the weather was warm.

CHRIS HEEEEEEEEEELLO!!


Hi guys, just been to Manchester to visit my family with Della this weekend as my cousin Cath and her Hubby to be Chris kindly wangled me 2 tickets to see the Arctic Monkeys at Old Trafford on Saturday. We went out drinking during the day on Saturday round a few bars in Manchester, which I really love doing as unlike MK they have some really nice independant pubs and bars rather than the usual crap like lloyds, Hogs Head etc. We ended up at Dukes 92 where me and Chris started taking the piss out of this bloke for wearing a cream jacket and his mate who was wearing a Panama hat. Only for him to turn around and be Neil Morrisey, he still looked stupid!!!

Next we went off to The gig quite drunk and ready for a good night. Unfortunately the que for drinks was at least 1 hour long so we started to sober up a bit. However my cousins friend Lynne had sneaked in a bottle of Vodka so cue the strongest Voda and Coke I have had in a long time was consummed very rapidly.

The gig was good they had a few tech probs i.e. the whole power going off but they rallied the crowd and pep's seemed to enjoy it. The only thing I didn't understand was why they had three cocks on the side of the stage???

The next day was spent with my cousin and Auntie and Uncle, you may remember them from such blogs as Jeans 60th Birthday etc etc. My Auntie Linda and Uncle Steve made sure I ate well and looked after me fantastically as usual and I can't wait for them to come up for Matt and Carla's P.A.R.T.Y!!!! Thanks to Linda I now own a pepper plant so should be self sufficent with veg in ohhh say a few weeks. As I now have Lettuce, Basil, Chillis, Mint, Chives, Thyme, Marjoram amongst others growing in my apartment - yeah thats right and I don't even have a bloomin garden. No I don't mean my garden is in a state and the flowers are not blooming but I don't actually have a garden.

Speak to y'all soon and stuff, bye!!!