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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Eggs and Gammon??? Who's got a poor Rhiannon???


Hello all!!! Last night for Andy's bday present me him and Matt went to see John Shuttleworth.
If you do not know of this man I strongly suggest you look him up, he has been around in this guise for around ten years and is well worth a look.

The set was all about food, so at the interval he asked everyone to fill out secret reciepe forms and he may read them out.

Well some of you out there who know me or perhaps have read this blog from the start (there was a blog about the bake off) no that i have a very special secret desert reciepe up my sleeve.......... yes thats right, the world famous DOUBLE BAKED, SWEATY DUCK EGG SURPRISE!!!

Imagine our delight as he arrived on stage with a wad of reciepes and the first one of only three to be read out was....... "where's Chris Parry"??

Ingredients

15xDuckEggs
100 oz Flour
100 oz Chocolate

Method

mix it all up
whack it in the oven and bake,
remove from oven and let it sweat,
then put back in oven
and display!!

to which he replied "you can't put it back in the oven!!! it's already sweated"!!!

He rounded off the evening with the perfect array of songs including "yes sir your right, it is
about food"!! Eggs and Gammon plus Pigeons in flight.... i wanna see you tonight pidge..pidge..pidge..pidge

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Very Quick

Right well went out in Stony on Friday and this happened!!!!
Yes thats right rob went pant ripping again!!!
I am looking at getting a new car so thought I would right a tune aka ode to my car as it has always been there for me!!! Its called.......
Tangerine Dream.
“Ohhh tangerine dream, I would have never bought you if you were cream”

“You light up the way, your orange paint really brightens up my day”!

“Your paints sooo shocking and bright, you gave that old lady a fright.”

“Tangerineeeee ohhhh tangerineeee, I really love that you don’t have gangrene (aka rust)”!!!!