Daddy What's a Gussett!?!?!

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Anyone fancy a game of...........

Just made a new game up.................. Corporate sleep off!!!!!!!!

This is how to play!!


You get someone who sits facing or near you at work and you both shut your eyes and then pretend to be asleep, the first one to make a noise (other than snoring etc) and opens their eyes loses. Obviously if you get caught at work you will get done for sleeping on the job so there is an added risk ellement!!!!!

Hallows eve

Happy Halloween people.

I have written a song that I'm going to release into the popular charts next halloween and thought I would just give you guys a quick taster!!

Its sung to the music of Christmas Time by Cliff Richards!

Halloween time bats and red wine, ghouls punching Christian time,
Bats from the fire, eggs on the face,
Time for ghosts to eat the human race.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

scary!!!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo just for hallows-eve, here is a spooky pint I had at t'pub t'other day!!!!!!














And here's my scared reaction!!!!!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Weekends and sleep-ends!!

Evening to you all. After worked on Friday I rushed home got changed and stuff and managed to get to Matts by 6.45. And off we set bound for London. We went to visit Dan and Lynsey (earlier blog) as it was Lynsey's birthday earlier in the week. They have this cool pub just about 30 seconds from their place and they had hired out a room upstairs. Had mega loads of fun, much laughter was heard along with the now ritual TOILET!!! thrown in. At about 1am my tiredness and lack of dinner kicked in so I decieded to crash in my car (not literally) and after my 30min power nap met up with the guys back ay Dan and Lynsey's. Please see first pic, this guy cracked me up, later in the night/morning we heard a massive crash and a door slamming. When we looked around he had fallen over outside and smacked into the door...... however this pic was taken after the incident so no fall was gonna stop him! At 5.30-6ish I decieded I had had enough and thought it would be a good idea to go to my car and have another sleep. (people were still dancing and stuff at Dan's so had no where else to go really) ps please note, you CANNOT sleep in the back of a 206...its far to small and full of football stuff. So after some 'sleep' I woke up at 8.30 and just wanted my bed, so off I trecked back to MK and the comforts of home. Saturday day was pretty boring, the usual haircut,shopping soccer am etc etc. I'm not sure how but I did make it out again on Saturday night with my mates Della aka Ross aka Della-Mitri (young knives gig) and Sarah aka Louis Sarah and her friend from uni Denise. See photo's!! Not much to report on that one but a goodnight was had by all. Ohh apart from Della chanting 'stuff and things' none of them I can publish!!!!
Sunday went to Jim and Kelly's with Sarah and Denise to see Ronnie. I do believe Ronnie has the skills to pay the bills as was demonstrated with his football abilities. (Sarah stop making him scream like a girl tho, he will get called names soon).
ps what happens next........Blackburn are losing to Bolton 1 nil. Blackburn get TWO penalties with 2mins to go????




Yep thats right we miss them both and lose 1nil?!?!?!?!?!?!

Friday, October 20, 2006

JJ72

Guys thanks for the info, I am starting to Heart wikipedia.......

The band was formed in the late 1990s by lead singer Mark Greaney and drummer Fergal Matthews. The two recruited Hilary Woods as bassist to complete the trio, playing gigs in Ireland while still studying for their Leaving Cert exams.
The band released their first album, the self-titled JJ72 in autumn 2000. A great critical and commercial success alike, the album has sold in excess of 500,000 copies in their native Ireland and in the United Kingdom. The album spawned the singles "Snow", "October Swimmer", "Long Way South", "Oxygen" and "Algeria", and saw the band perform promotional tours in Europe, the US and Japan.
The band's second album I To Sky followed in October 2002. Although this release was panned by critics, it reached the top 5 of the Irish album charts and the top 20 of the British charts, and contained the singles "Formulae" and "Always and Forever".
In March 2003 bassist Hilary Woods left the band "to pursue other interests". Greaney and Matthews recruited Canadian-born bassist Sarah Fox as her replacement. After a two-year silence, the band embarked on their first tour with Sarah Fox in May 2005 and released the download and 7" only single "She's Gone". A second single, "Coming Home" followed in August 2005, peaking at number 52 in the UK charts. The band played at the 2005 Download Festival in Donington Park, however this was poorly received and the band left the stage during their set. A small venue tour followed in September 2005, with Greaney expressing from the stage his frustrations regarding the release of the third album. The band's third album was said to be complete, with the title rumored to be On or Heaven City Falls, but no release date was set, pending an ongoing dispute with current record labels Lakota Records and Columbia Records/Sony. Songs rumored to be included on the new album included "Take From Me", "Rainfalls", "Underground", "Maria", "Everything", "Heat", "Radio" and "Some Day". On June 22, 2006, JJ72 issued a press release announcing they are to split up after 11 years together. They cited their struggle with their record label as their main reason for the split. Mark Greaney has already revealed he is in the studio working on a new project at the moment, while the futures of Fergal Matthews and Sarah Fox are as yet unclear.[1]
This press release read:
Reader, we are to let thee know,JJ72's body only lies below;For could the grave JJ's soul comprise,Earth would be richer than the skies.JJ72 was born during an Easter many seasons ago; today it dies on the cusp of midsummer eleven years later. Mark Greaney, Fergal Matthews & Sarah Fox wish to express their deepest and darkest gratitude to all of those with impeccable taste who helped and supported the band. We remember everything, from mechanical birds in Japan to angels in arid Arizona, from broken bones and Berlin birthdays to predatory Portsmouth spiders. For those who disliked and perhaps despised (gasp) JJ72, thank you - how did beautiful photographs exist without a negative?! We crafted two monuments of magnificence for the future aural pleasure and pain of all would be JJ believers and doubters....and for those who care not for the passing of the petulant yet powerful pup....shame on you! Thank you to Hilary Woods for being a dazzling damsel and thank you to all who played music in/with the band. You know who you are.

Just in case anyone was bothered....prob not, but I do like the negative photo phrase. Have a wicked weekend y'all!!! Im off to London tonight then out in fair MK City on Saturday so should hopefully have some skill pics for you next week.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Booolton

Hey, went to bolton for my Aunties 60th on friday night. Went out for a meal with ma, pa auntie Linda and Steve on friday. Went to the Adidas shop on sat morning and finally found a wicked pair of goalie gloves and astro boots!! At last I am whole again! (mega thanks to my cousin cath for taking us, also for the hospitality) Had a well funny Sat night at the party where basically me and Chris (caths hubby to be) proped up the bar and drank a little too much. Even if Auntie Linda did try and posion me cath and chris by giving us dodgy meat and potato pies!!!! ( I bet while you are reading this you want a meat and potato pie now). Linda does love her ice tho!!!!




















At the end of the evening I decided to see how many baloons it took to lift a pint, then changed it to a wine glass, as was never gonna happen. see pic.


ps does anyone know what the hell happened to JJ72????

Thursday, October 12, 2006

New One


Alright TOILETS!!!! I had a comment from someone saying I didn't update this enough. Soz but have been a bit busy recentley. I have decided to go footy mad and now play 5times a week. Heres the schedule.

Monday 8.30-9, 9-10
Tuesday 6-7 (failing this A bike ride)
Wednesday 7-8 (coaching) 8.15-9.15
Thursday 8.45-10ish

Bit knackering!! Im having loads of problems finding some keeper gloves, so if anyone reading this knows where to get a cheap pair of Adidas E5S Finger saves from, then please let me know!!! The pic on the left is another Mega Bike Riding pic.

Right, went to see The Young Knives on Wednesday with Ross aka Della. They were proper wicked! At the begining I went to the TOILET only to find the guitarist being cornered by this guy in his 50's wearing a suede cowboy hat, telling him "you must come back to my house". Ha ha he looked well nervous!!!! I got proper battered and felt rank at work in the morning. When I got up in the I found I had basically wrecked my house!




















Watched the England game lastnight....good god we we are shit!! Loving the completley pointless change of tactics, good old Veners and the christmas tree will be next!!!!

Going to my aunties 60th on Saturday up north with my parents (they are back today) and all my family. My family are well good and im proper looking forward to seeing them again, as we always end up getting well drunk and having a laugh.
I will take a few photo's and post them on here sometime next week.
In the mean time please keep the comments comming so I know if anyone is actually enjoying reading it! Mega ta!!!